Ok, So it was March 22nd bout 2am and I'm starting to create my blog.
I'm right in the middle of just starting it and Lisa gets up ta pee.Me: ::Oh no, here we go.::
Lisa: What are you doin?
Me: Nothin just ::loudly:: reading ::softly:: and creating ::loud again:: blogs.
Lisa: Stssssk, Whos? IANO's?
Me: Yep
Lisa: ::into bathroom, pees, flushes, goes into kitchen, gets glass of
water (bout 1-1.5 blatters worth) and goes back to bed::
Now I'm thinking, Wow, she was about 18 shy of the "Lets play 20 questions
game." So I'm perusing around the blog set-up for about 15 minutes, and
she walks by again (I'm thinking 'ah, here she comes with the 18) , nope.
Nothin, into the kitchen drinks about another 1-1.5's worth, into the bathroom
and back to bed. Now this goes on every 10-15 minutes till 3am. So just I
go to bed thinking she's just waiting for me. She wasn't, Out like a light.
So now this week-end I was about to go public with my blog. And that's when
I realized that she's evolved, storeing the questions for the
"Let's Play Ultimate 40 Plus."
Lisa: What are you doing?
Me: Nothin just ::loudly:: reading ::softly:: and posting ::loud again:: blogs.
Lisa ::skips the bathroom and B-lines it for a peek over my shoulder::
I think she was expecting to catch me in an on-line chat room with
someone or something, Because she never hears me typing on the
computer.
Lisa: Who's Spud?
Me: Me, remember Hoagy use to call me Spud? (Oh No!!
she's asking the questions right now, I hate this game.)
Lisa: Stssss, oh ya. What? You got a blog now?
Me: Ya.
Lisa :What the hell is a blog anyway? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? .....................
I'm not gonna keep carring on with the dialog.
But we had alot of fun for the next few hours.
And she got a big kick out of a lot of you.
8 comments:
1) What's a blog? Huh? Huh?
2) Are you gonna update this every day?
3) Does this mean I have to stop calling you a lurker?
4) How'd you get the name Spud?
5) If you're Spud, does that make your kids small fries?
6) What's "Stsssss" mean?
7) Do you think I can come up with at least 20 questions?
8) Or should I try for 40?
9) Is there anything for #9?
10) How about #10?
Okay, I give up.
::falls over asleep::
Hey You, Lisa!
Do you really smell like a potato?
No! Imposter!!
Someone has some spare time...I wonder who it could be...Hoagy? Are you there? Hmmm?
Dear Spud,
Just wondering if you could do more blogs about Lisa peeing.
Maybe a mid-afternoon weekend pee?
I'm thinking I can answer two of my own questions:
2) Are you gonna update this every day?
I'm guessing...nooooo!
3) Does this mean I have to stop calling you a lurker?
I'm guessing...noooo!
Neener! Lurker! Neener, neener!
Spud? Are you ok?!
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